Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case he got a hole in one.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator

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What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday!

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Chuck Norris can install a 64-bit operating system on 32-bit machines.

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