Q. Name the next letter in this sequence: J F M A M J J A S O N ?

A. D. The sequence contains the first letter of every month, in order.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

I think one reason babies cry on planes is because flying sucks, and babies aren't liars like you and me.

Q. How do you make the number one disappear?

A. Add the letter G and then presto

Q. Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?

A. Because they're scent-imental creatures!